Religion
Jesus! He’s back!
Jesus is here! He’s here! In a rocking chair! In Orange County, Ca. (video after the jump)
My observations:
- That Jesus looks very Asian… and somehow also appears to be Ed Norton.
- If Jesus is going to sit in a rocking chair, why would he sit directly in the line of the Fart Stream?
- Why won’t Jesus just come back in a body? It’s much easier to make out his face when it’s actually on the front of a head… you know, like faces are.
- It is required that every religious pareidolia story must end with the reporter speculating on how much the “image” will go for on ebay.
Elyse,
You’ve missed the whole moral of the story. This is clearly a miracle point out the fact that Edward Norton IS Jesus!
Man, Jesus looks pissed.
Related to #4:
Fake AP Stylebook: “It is actually illegal to do a story on technology trends without asking where flying cars are.”
Since Jesus chose that spot for his face to be……
Isn’t the only question whether it was a man or woman normally sitting in that chair? Having his face in between the butt cheeks of a man would mean some fundies would have to rethink their anti-gay policies!
Jesus looks like Ed Norton? Damn, I’d hit that messiah! (Crossposts to LadyPorn.)
@Glow-Orb:
COTW!
I wish there were an award for Comment of the Entire Internet.
@Elyse:
There IS!
http://you-win-the-internet.com/
Congrats to @Glow-Orb!
Sweet! If the internet is mine now, do I get to decide who’s on it? (Age of Autism, I’m looking at you!)
@Glow-Orb: COTW! LadyPorn, indeed.
This is the guy who dined with the prostitutes and tax collectors. He’s clearly anti-establishment .
@infinitemonkey
… and Tyler Durden. There’s your holy trinity.
@Imrryr:
I think i’d be pissed if i spent possably years behind a cushion being farted on.
@Glow-Orb:“I’d hit that messiah!” …given that he’s already been nailed.
Looks more like Charles Manson to me…
This can’t be Jesus. We all know he is not coming back until May 21. I mean really, people!
http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html
I dunno…he looks like King Haggard to me if you look at that slash as the mouth rather than a moustache:
http://www.genjipress.com/img/dvd/2006/B0002GTRGK-181.jpg
@scribe999:
Too late. @Glow-Orb already rubbed one out. You cannot change her Divine Norton ladyporn.
@Elyse: I’m glad I was too late to take away anyone’s good time ;)
Why is a pareidolia image of a bearded man always interpreted as Jesus. It might be Gregg Allman! Or, in this instance, Jim Morrison.
Naw, that’s Scar from The Lion King.
My first impression was that it looked like a Gelfling. But I can see the lion also.
1) He is Asian.
2) Blazing Saddles
3) It’s a test of faith.
4) Yes.
Jesus didn’t pick that area because of the excreted gas. He is the RESULT of years of anal back draft!!!
Looks like a lion to me. Kinda like Aslan, therefore, he IS Jesus
@IsisUptown:
Actually, Isisuptown, this one looks pretty Allman-y. My first thoughts were Trent Reznor and Varg Vikernes.
All hail to Bob Marley, Halleluyah!
heh.. the first thing i thoguht of when i saw it was nomak from blade 2
http://www.dvdactive.com/misc/chris/hdcaps/blade2/blade2bdcap1.jpg
(not the best pic/angle)
I see Him in the chair. But, sorry: that is not Christ.
http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/christian-bale-shot.jpg
He is the Night! He is in that zone of the chair for one reason: Justice. Remember, he does say members of certain groups “are a superstitious, cowardly lot.”
@DanSRose:
I guess you don’t always get the messiah you want. Sometimes you get the messiah you deserve.
That’s not Jesus! It’s Scar from The Lion King! Oh noes!
You may also recognize it as a Turian from the Mass Effect games.