Jesus is here! He’s here! In a rocking chair! In Orange County, Ca. (video after the jump)
- That Jesus looks very Asian… and somehow also appears to be Ed Norton.
- If Jesus is going to sit in a rocking chair, why would he sit directly in the line of the Fart Stream?
- Why won’t Jesus just come back in a body? It’s much easier to make out his face when it’s actually on the front of a head… you know, like faces are.
- It is required that every religious pareidolia story must end with the reporter speculating on how much the “image” will go for on ebay.