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Jesus! He’s back!

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Jesus is here! He’s here! In a rocking chair! In Orange County, Ca. (video after the jump)

My observations:

  1. That Jesus looks very Asian… and somehow also appears to be Ed Norton.
  2. If Jesus is going to sit in a rocking chair, why would he sit directly in the line of the Fart Stream?
  3. Why won’t Jesus just come back in a body? It’s much easier to make out his face when it’s actually on the front of a head… you know, like faces are.
  4. It is required that every religious pareidolia story must end with the reporter speculating on how much the “image” will go for on ebay.


 

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30 Comments

  1. Since Jesus chose that spot for his face to be……
    Isn’t the only question whether it was a man or woman normally sitting in that chair? Having his face in between the butt cheeks of a man would mean some fundies would have to rethink their anti-gay policies!

  2. If Jesus is going to sit in a rocking chair, why would he sit directly in the line of the Fart Stream?

    This is the guy who dined with the prostitutes and tax collectors. He’s clearly anti-establishment .

    @infinitemonkey

    This is clearly a miracle point out the fact that Edward Norton IS Jesus!

    … and Tyler Durden. There’s your holy trinity.

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