Skepchick <3s Betty Bowers

I’ve loved Betty Bowers for about as long as I’ve been on the Internet. She’s America’s Best Christian, and she’s not afraid to tell everyone else how to live. I just found out (via the SGU forum) that she does YouTube videos, and I’m so damn excited I can’t stand it. Here she is, explaining traditional marriage to everyone else. How can you not love lines like “enough booty to make a Mormon compound seem quaintly understaffed”?

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Rebecca leads a team of skeptical female activists at Skepchick.org and appears on the weekly Skeptics' Guide to the Universe podcast. She travels around the world delivering entertaining talks on science, atheism, feminism, and skepticism. There is currently an asteroid orbiting the sun with her name on it. You can follow her every fascinating move on Twitter or on Google+.

14 Comments

  1. Avatar of Sam Ogden

    Oh my god!!

    That is almost good enough to make me use smilies!

    Betty Bowers . . . Fuck yeah!!

  2. Avatar of Jen

    I believe this is, as they say, made of win.

  3. Avatar of James Fox

    Oh my gigiddy gawd than was funny! :D

  4. Avatar of acrylicana

    I concur with Jen. The level of win contained in this video is ever so high.
    I am so diving into the rest of the Bett Bowers Youtube channel. So damn funny.

  5. Avatar of tiger kitty

    OMG!!! LMAO!!! This was so funny!!!!!

  6. Avatar of JoJodancingbear

    That was Teh Aewsume. So funny.

  7. Avatar of MiddleMan

    I love Betty, too! And I’m taking this time to say that I want to marry her! Since I am already married; her, my wife and I can have a truly biblical marriage! Just as Jebus intended.

    After that, I’ll be needing some whor.. I mean, concubines. Professional concubines. Lots of ‘em.

  8. Avatar of Outsider

    Best toob EVAR.
    I had to send this around to all my about to be married friends and conservative bible humpers…err, thumpers.

  9. Avatar of sporefrog

    I thought it was serious for about the first 15 seconds. Then I just started laughing.

    Satire at its best!

  10. Avatar of Bjornar

    Terrific, but I feel cheated that she left out Lot’s daughters.

    “In the bible, marriage is between a man and his baby crazed daughters who get him drunk so they can bear him the sons he can’t have on account of the horny daughters’ mother now being a condiment.”

  11. Avatar of Joe B

    @2,4,6

    It’s a plate of win slathered with awesome sauce.

  12. Avatar of LOLkate

    I would marry this woman and a pack of live in whores.

  13. Avatar of xenu

    I like the end where it said “God told me to hate you” You can’t make this shit up.

  14. Avatar of CatFurniture

    I used to love reading Betty Bowers’ wisdom over on Landover Baptist’s website. I haven’t checked it out in years, though. It’s always good for a chuckle, though:
    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

    I also remember Sister Taffy’s anti-tampon crusade. Tampons are nothing be Satan’s Little Cotton Fingers, after all. She promotes Angel Pads instead. “Why, they’ve even got wings!”

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