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Skepchick <3s Betty Bowers


I’ve loved Betty Bowers for about as long as I’ve been on the Internet. She’s America’s Best Christian, and she’s not afraid to tell everyone else how to live. I just found out (via the SGU forum) that she does YouTube videos, and I’m so damn excited I can’t stand it. Here she is, explaining traditional marriage to everyone else. How can you not love lines like “enough booty to make a Mormon compound seem quaintly understaffed”?

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  1. I love Betty, too! And I’m taking this time to say that I want to marry her! Since I am already married; her, my wife and I can have a truly biblical marriage! Just as Jebus intended.

    After that, I’ll be needing some whor.. I mean, concubines. Professional concubines. Lots of ’em.

  2. Terrific, but I feel cheated that she left out Lot’s daughters.

    “In the bible, marriage is between a man and his baby crazed daughters who get him drunk so they can bear him the sons he can’t have on account of the horny daughters’ mother now being a condiment.”

  3. I used to love reading Betty Bowers’ wisdom over on Landover Baptist’s website. I haven’t checked it out in years, though. It’s always good for a chuckle, though:

    I also remember Sister Taffy’s anti-tampon crusade. Tampons are nothing be Satan’s Little Cotton Fingers, after all. She promotes Angel Pads instead. “Why, they’ve even got wings!”

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