Those were my husband’s words upon viewing the following clip of Dr Ahmed Kutty, author of Adam’s Gene and the Mitochondrial Eve. From the title of the book alone your alarm bells should be ringing, but from the subtitle you know it’s going to be awesome: The Non-incestuous Descent of Man from Adam and Eve: A Paleo-anthropologic and Scientific Synthesis and Evolution Based on the Epics of Hinduism the Bible And the Qur’an: What Are the Scriptures Saying?
That’s right: an entire book devoted to the challenge of using science to justify Biblical creationism while reassuring Christians that no, you did not come from a guy doing the nasty with his sister. (But he may have fucked a monkey.)
Be warned: the stupid is strong in this one. Please keep all palms far from all faces throughout the entirety of this clip.
Yes, the idiot anchor did suggest that the Bible is only wrong about EVERYTHING scientific because God figured the ancient people were too fucking stupid to understand natural selection, but they would totally get the idea of clay dolls coming to life. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!