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Jen is a writer and web designer/developer in Columbus, Ohio. She spends too much time on Twitter at @antiheroine.

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  1. I don’t know about you, but I could go for a holy omelett.

    But, I’m going to have to wait until my wife gets out of therapy. Appearantly, she underestimated her intelligence. As long as she’s smart enough when its time to get her @$$ in that kitchen and make me some bacon (or holy omeletts), that’s all I care.

    We all know that Kirk Cameron’s time on “Growing Pains”, with that one lady-just came out as a lesbian, has more than prepared him to smack around that “biologist”. What good is book learning anyways. You’re just repeating what others have written. Kirk is WAY smarter than those nerds.

    And, by the way, celebrating anything but Christmas is just plain unAmerican. If you don’t want to have a merry Christmas, pack your bags, and get the hell out of this country. Carry yourself on to England, where they have that silly “Father Christmas”. With a silly name like that, no wonder they got their @$$es handed to them in the revolutionary war.

    USA! USA! USA!

  2. Poor Jesus.

    There he is, patiently waiting in his egg for someone to crack the shell and let him out. The plan was so perfect! He made sure that the egg would be delivered into the hands of a devout couple. He even put a cross on the top so that they would know it was special. And then it all went awry. Beyond all expectation, they decided not to break this one egg open.

    So much for the second coming.

  3. One of my first friends in college was from Burleson, TX. He used to say, “There ain’t nothin’ to do in Burleson ‘cept f*ck and fight.”
    Evidently, he left out, “completely lose touch with reality”.

    Oh, and durnett @ #7; that’s COTW territory.

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