Afternoon Inquisition
AI: Squatters Rights!
Rebecca’s out of town bringing the awesome to Skepchicon and TAM.
I don’t know who’s in charge, so I’ve appointed myself as the Great Skepchick.org Overlord for the next week.
Now what do I do?
The Afternoon Inquisition (or AI) is a question posed to you, the Skepchick community. Look for it to appear Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays, and Sundays at 3pm ET.
Make everyone dress like Logan’s Run?
Rescue Surly Amy from Hell? http://bit.ly/bnKjmi
Clearly you need to take over the world.
Compulsory pot-stickers.
HJ
Post a bunch of videos. Reveal to us the hidden truth of the Skepchick conspiracy, known only to you (but THEY don’t know you know).
Or just Xerox your butt… idk
Go out in the front yard wearing a norse helmet with horns, a cape, and nothing else. As soon as you have the attention of theneighborhood, declare yourself Queen of the Universe!
SMASH THE STATE!
*overturns a police car*
Give us rope, and lots of it!
It’s been a little while since you last ruined skepticism. Maybe you can work on that?
Give it a lick. It tastes just like raisins.
Change the name of the site to ElyseIsAwesome.org.
Don’ stop being awesome. You are kicking ass and taking names.
Oh, and you can make a manhattan for me.
@Reverend Kel:
I’m not sure whether to kick you off the internets or love you forever for that answer.
@SpiralArchitect:
What if making you a manhattan interferes with my scheduled awesome being?
Making a good manhattan is awesome by definition. I’ll make you one if you make me one.
Pants.
Take over the world by getting everyone involved in the longest and most disputed game of trivial pursuit (silver screen edition) ever played in this world or any other.
(sorry, i love Pinky and the Brain)
Pillow Fight!
Invade the Fire Nation. Just for the hell of it.
The first thing you need to do my dear: get a crown!
I’m seconding @Denver7M’s idea. Except you need a fur-covered conical bra like Madonna’s and a loincloth.
The authorities do tend to frown on an unclothed state, Queen of the Universe, or not.
Declare Skepchick closed for the duration and get some sun.
More boobies? Ornitological, of course.
Boots. Cape. Crown. Scepter.
Island. Volcano. Hidden base.
Satellite. Anti-woo ray.
Zap!
Total absence of world domination!
Queen of world. Cocktail.
Excellent.
@Elyse: Now I’m just waiting to see if my T-shirt should read:
“Elyse kicked me off the internets and all I got was a series of tubes.”
or
“Elyse loved me forever and all I got was sticky.”
Let me know what you decide.