This is my last AI of the year, and while we all begged Rebecca to give us the week off so we could start drinking early, she said no, hiccuped and said, “Scheptichism ish moooor impotent hahahaha I shaid impotent. And scheptishizm izzzz mooor impOOOOOORRRRRtant tan drinshing.” Then Sid said something about Rebecca needing a nap and that they’d both like to wish us a happy new year. So… I guess I’m supposed to post this today. But I’m totally phoning it in.
Sex. Yeah sex. For some reason it’s one of those subjects that everyone thinks they’re an expert on, but few people actually are. And misinformation abounds. From the G-spot to hairy palms to DIY birth control, lies are possibly more commonplace than truths.
Facts: Women don’t actually feign headaches to routinely get out of sex. Women don’t actually hate sex. You’re not going to be ruined and unlovable if you have sex before you’re married. Your marriage isn’t going to be happier if you wait. Having an abortion won’t ruin your life. Condoms can and do fit over every penis, regardless of size. Sex elves are really Icelandic hobos. Making out with Skepchicks will make you smarter and better looking.
What information do you wish you had about sex back in the day? What information do you wish you had about sex now? What is your favorite/pet peeve lie about the deed? What do you wish everyone else knew?
The Afternoon Inquisition (or AI) is a question posed to you, the Skepchick community. Look for it to appear daily at 3pm ET.