Rebecca is a writer, speaker, YouTube personality, and unrepentant science nerd. In addition to founding and continuing to run Skepchick, she hosts Quiz-o-Tron, a monthly science-themed quiz show and podcast that pits comedians against nerds. There is an asteroid named in her honor.
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You don’t really need all 506. Choose them right, and 4 or 5 of them will be plenty, if you do them WELL and OFTEN.
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It’s about time.
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If I ever see that Queen Victoria tagline on the cover of a magazine, I’m instantly buying at least three subscriptions.
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I…it…I’m….satire circuits overloaded…moral quandary caused by confusion about which is better: constant sexual gratification or meaningful sex in the context of love……system fail.
When you ask a guy what he’s thinking and he doesn’t have an answer, this IS the answer (just probably not you doing it)
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I sent this to a male friend of mine. His suggestion was: “It might be a little weird, but I want to order stickers that say ‘Touch him on the penis’ and plaster them on any magazine that mentions “## ways to please your man”.”
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@Siveambrai: That is an idea full of WIN. I encourage his efforts.
So, when my wife and I first met, being the very open couple that we are, she asked me what turned me on, what were my erogenous zones, etc. I had only one answer and she still quotes it to this day:
“Focus on the penis. It’s all about the penis.”
Now I have video evidence to support my theory.
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Wow, not only is that phenomenally accurate in its portrayal of men, it’s got Cosmo down to a T too…
What him upon the what now?
You know, that’s so crazy it just might work…
GOLD! I’m still laughing!
Boy Sid is a lucky man now.
You don’t really need all 506. Choose them right, and 4 or 5 of them will be plenty, if you do them WELL and OFTEN.
Is this the kind of smut that is being posted here now?
If so, please continue.
Thank you. :)
It’s about time.
If I ever see that Queen Victoria tagline on the cover of a magazine, I’m instantly buying at least three subscriptions.
I…it…I’m….satire circuits overloaded…moral quandary caused by confusion about which is better: constant sexual gratification or meaningful sex in the context of love……system fail.
***REBOOT MALE? Y/N****
QUICK! Someone touch @truthwalker on the penis!
When you ask a guy what he’s thinking and he doesn’t have an answer, this IS the answer (just probably not you doing it)
I sent this to a male friend of mine. His suggestion was: “It might be a little weird, but I want to order stickers that say ‘Touch him on the penis’ and plaster them on any magazine that mentions “## ways to please your man”.”
@Siveambrai: That is an idea full of WIN. I encourage his efforts.
@Siveambrai:
1000 stickers for $35:
http://gotprint.net/g/uploadSticker.do
Now he has to.
@Siveambrai: Oh man, that’s brilliant! Just like the XKCD “Actual Size” stickers:
http://store.xkcd.com/xkcd/#ActualSizeStickers
Ah but then my question is “touch him on the penis with what?”
See, there are many answers.
Always good to see education combined with humor.
With advice like this, I have to wonder what else we can expect?
“Secret to long life: Breathe as long as possible!”
Hhmmm… Never read cosmopolitan, so I don’t get the satire. Although it is really funny, I say. :)
This is an on going joke between my wife and I actually. How will cosmo tell women super secrets of sex that are actually just touching his penis?
There’s also the related issue that a lot of the advice Cosmopolitan and others actually give sounds potentially damaging or painful.
See http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/ for some relevant commentary.
So, when my wife and I first met, being the very open couple that we are, she asked me what turned me on, what were my erogenous zones, etc. I had only one answer and she still quotes it to this day:
“Focus on the penis. It’s all about the penis.”
Now I have video evidence to support my theory.
Wow, not only is that phenomenally accurate in its portrayal of men, it’s got Cosmo down to a T too…
Awesome. Tried not to laugh, but I failed.