506 Sex Tips from Cosmotopian Magazine

“For the pleasure of your man . . . touch him upon the penis.”

Rebecca Watson

Rebecca is a writer, speaker, YouTube personality, and unrepentant science nerd. In addition to founding and continuing to run Skepchick, she hosts Quiz-o-Tron, a monthly science-themed quiz show and podcast that pits comedians against nerds. There is an asteroid named in her honor. Twitter @rebeccawatson Mastodon Instagram @actuallyrebeccawatson TikTok @actuallyrebeccawatson YouTube @rebeccawatson BlueSky

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  1. I…it…I’m….satire circuits overloaded…moral quandary caused by confusion about which is better: constant sexual gratification or meaningful sex in the context of love……system fail.

    ***REBOOT MALE? Y/N****

  2. I sent this to a male friend of mine. His suggestion was: “It might be a little weird, but I want to order stickers that say ‘Touch him on the penis’ and plaster them on any magazine that mentions “## ways to please your man”.”

  3. This is an on going joke between my wife and I actually. How will cosmo tell women super secrets of sex that are actually just touching his penis?

  4. So, when my wife and I first met, being the very open couple that we are, she asked me what turned me on, what were my erogenous zones, etc. I had only one answer and she still quotes it to this day:

    “Focus on the penis. It’s all about the penis.”

    Now I have video evidence to support my theory.

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