Unfortunately, I was unable to put together the kind of porn bonanza I had for bug_girl’s birthday Friday. Turns out, there is no TARDIS porn on the interewbs. Well, I’m sure there is, but I can’t find it. I putting out an APB for all Skepchick readers to be on the lookout for some porn and to please post it here!
With all these Skepchick birthdays, I’m a little concerned for my marriage should my husband look at my Google history. (“No, really, I was searching those terms for my friend!”)
The best I do was bake this cake for you. Which obviously got kidnapped and taken to London instead of being delivered to the beach for you and Masala_Skeptic to enjoy today with your umbrella drinks and sexy skeptic friends. I apologize, but at least the British girl who stole your cake was nice enough to film herself enjoying it.
Hope you’re having a really great one. I wish I were on the beach with you today; I hear the weather is almost as amazing as you are.