The internet is mourning the loss of Jon Bon Jovi… except, I’m pretty sure he’s not dead.
Right now, only one site is reporting his death, a site called “Daily New Blog International” [sic]
The blog is very “Daily New” because it was only created today.
No one who is not a reporter gets a scoop on Bon Jovi dying and has time to create a WordPress blog and post the news before any news sources, even TMZ who knew Michael Jackson was dead 20 minutes before he OD’ed.
Updates will be posted here in the event that Jon Bon Jovi’s “currently alive” status actually changed in the hours before this was posted.
UPDATE (minutes later): Also, the article was copied and info changed from the breaking LA Times story of Michael Jackson’s death
UPDATE (6:11 PM EST): GossipCop, another site I’ve never heard of is confirming that Bon Jovi is not dead.
UPDATE (9:00AM EST): Jon Bon Jovi claims, on Facebook, that he is not dead.