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In response to the claim that the oil spill was a big ol’ conspiracy orchestrated by BP and the Feds, Gabriel gave us this insightful gem:
Iâ€™m not saying that Randall rapes kittens and then eats them while they are still alive. I donâ€™t have any proof that he sold secrets to the Russians when he was in the Navy. I canâ€™t think of any reason why he would kidnap suburban housewives and sell them to donkey show managers in Mexico. I donâ€™t have any facts that would point to the fact that he is actually a reptillian alien from the planet Mongo who is actually a sleeper agent for an all out invasion that will put all christians in chains. I canâ€™t think of anything that would in any way prove that he enjoys being saddlebacked by horses. All I am saying is that these all need to be investigated and publicized. If for no other reason that it will prove or disprove the rumor that he likes to smear himself in dog shit and run naked howling down mainstreet under the full moon. It just needs to be investigated.
And I’m not saying that I kidnapped Rebecca and hid her in my closet so that I could pick the COTW this week but someone might want to investigate.
There was also lot of talk this week about atheists not having any fun and that the god-free are a bunch of sad saps hiding the dark and crying in their milkshakes (or whatever sad people drink.) Once you give up superstition you give up fun and happiness and it’s dark and gloomy and it rains all day in your brain, right? Well, I’m not the girl to answer this question since I was raised without religion but I’d like to think that the following runner-up quote from laurae is true for all who leave their religion behind.
For the record, not only am I happier as an atheist, but I have WAY better orgasms.
I’m not saying skeptics and the god-free have better orgasms than the religious folks, but maybe we should.
At the very least, it needs to be investigated. ;)
Have a great weekend everyone!