Just a quick message to let you know that I just came back from receiving influenza vaccine number one. Thatâ€™s right folks, I braved the oh-so-scary pointy needle with the evil thimerosol and chicken egg concoction. Oh, and let us not forget mind control device that the government implants in every shot! Iâ€™m absolutely sure that microchip was in the flu shot this year because I suddenly adore President Obama now more than ever and I am passive and ready to do whatever big-pharma, the government conspirators or the aliens tell me toâ€¦ or maybe itâ€™s just the autism kicking in?
But seriously my friends, I feel great. No side effects for me (my arm isnâ€™t even sore) and I am seriously proud for doing my part for herd immunity. It is really up to us as intelligent and informed members of society to take a hit for the team and to go get vaccinated so that debilitating and deadly diseases and viruses such as the flu arenâ€™t spread. There are many people who have been convinced by the anti-vax movement that flu shots and other vaccines are dangerous and should be avoided. We need to show that isnâ€™t true and we need to stop the spread of illness.
The vaccine I got today was for the regular flu. I will be back as soon as the H1N1 vaccine is available. I recommend you do the same. Come on! All the cool kids are doing it!