There were tons of nominations for Comment o’ the Week, and they ALL had to do with sex. All of them. (Feign surprise HERE: 0_o ) Oh, you people.
Since sexy jokes are always my favorite, it was really difficult to choose a winner. I think I laughed all the way through the Because Only the Priest Can Touch Me There thread, in which Sethmanpio and Augustus were nominated. I nearly gave the win to Augustus right there, but realized that I was being biased by his adorable avatar.
Brian’s a Wild Downer also nearly won thanks to this post, in which he makes bestiality sound downright pleasant. However! The winner this week not only referenced male genitalia, but he also managed to work in an in-joke from the Skepchick Drink Contest. Here it is, in answer to Elyse’s questions, “What is the most ridiculous thing that ever existed on Earth? What was Godâ€™s purpose for that thing?”
Some Canadian Skeptic // Feb 2, 2009 at 5:09 pm
The Kiwi. God needed something in nature to look like a tree full of scrotumsâ€¦.hairy, sweaty scrotums that make people feel uncomfortable. The idea was that if he could disquise their tangy interior with a skin that looks like the chin of â€œthat guyâ€ you knew in grade 9 who tried to grow a chin-beard before puberty would let him, then he could train people to like oral sex.
Cause you know, God has got to get some of that poon-flavored tang.
I’ll never eat a kiwi in the same way again.
Congrats, Some Canadian Skeptic! You win these creepy fruit man paintings. Try to figure out what the pickle represents in the first one. Go on, try.