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  • No Atheists in Real Estate Foxholes?

    Can’t get that house to sell? You need a statue of Saint Joe to bury in the front yard. Not a believer? Doesn’t really matter. At least that’s what I read in The saint of real estate? Believe it by Al Lewis, a Denver Post staff columnist. My mother-in-law flew in from New York and rode down to Colorado Springs…

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  • God needs legal help

    A Christian group in Kenya is asking for a repeal of Jesus’s crucifixion, claiming that he was wrongly convicted of blasphemy and therefore his execution was illegal. The FOJ’s lawyer Humphrey Odanga said Jesus’ Crucifixion was a wrongful punishment for a trial based on charges of “blaspheming the Holy Spirit” and should be corrected by modern law. What else can…

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  • Supreme court to examine vibrators

    Yep, the media will soon be abuzz with the news: The supremes will review the case for banning vibrators in Alabama! “The United States Supreme Court will review a Valley business owner’s case September 24. The issue: selling sex toys. A decision will come by October 1 whether the case will move forward or if the ban stands in Alabama.”…

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  • ‘Slime-Snake-Monkey-People’ of the World, Unite!

    I’m going out of town for a few days, and when I get back, I’ll post more about our reading selection for the month. But for now, here’s something that will, I hope, make you smile, or at least snicker. The author of a book on creationism is trying to ridicule us nasty evolutionists into jumping ship. Robert Bowie Johnson…

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  • 'Slime-Snake-Monkey-People' of the World, Unite!

    I’m going out of town for a few days, and when I get back, I’ll post more about our reading selection for the month. But for now, here’s something that will, I hope, make you smile, or at least snicker. The author of a book on creationism is trying to ridicule us nasty evolutionists into jumping ship. Robert Bowie Johnson…

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  • Happy the Death Hamster

    You had to know it would happen, and Respectful Insolence found it: “Scamp, a Schnauzer, lives at The Pines nursing home in Ohio – where his owner, a staff member, claims he has been present for the death of virtually every patient for the past three years. That’s around forty deaths, twice as many as Oscar the cat’s kill count…

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  • I’m sorry, but I just can’t help myself.

    Times Online has posted the top 50 quotes about God by George W. Bush in an article called The Word according to Dubya: 50 religious insights from George Bush. Here’s a random sampling: 8. I don’t think you order suiciders to kill innocent men, women, and children if you’re a religious person. Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin, Jul. 14, 2004 16.…

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  • I'm sorry, but I just can't help myself.

    Times Online has posted the top 50 quotes about God by George W. Bush in an article called The Word according to Dubya: 50 religious insights from George Bush. Here’s a random sampling: 8. I don’t think you order suiciders to kill innocent men, women, and children if you’re a religious person. Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin, Jul. 14, 2004 16.…

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