Yep, the media will soon be abuzz with the news: The supremes will review the case for banning vibrators in Alabama!
“The United States Supreme Court will review a Valley business owner’s case September 24. The issue: selling sex toys. A decision will come by October 1 whether the case will move forward or if the ban stands in Alabama.”
You might remember this issue from a post earlier this year. I can’t find any other news items–yet–confirming this story.
I also can’t decide if the thought of Scalia holding a vibrator is funny or squick-inducing.
Also, in other news: Psychics totally predicted 9/11 for the CIA (in 1986). BTW, Starstream says our “Spacetime Threat level” is severe.