Religion
Hilarious Prank Call to a Televangelist
I’m not really the biggest fan of prank phone calls in general, but this is comedy gold. Prophet Woody Martin is some asshole televangelist who preys upon ignorant and gullible people who believe he has magical powers granted to him by Jesus. He gives away “Blood of Jesus Oil” that he claims can cure alcoholism. FunTimeInternet gave him a call about it.
I’ll stick with Wesson for all my anointing…and deep frying…needs.
Pray. For.
MojoBobert.I need some Jesusified anointing oil for my eyes after visiting Woody’s website. Wow that was….something.
Heh heh. His name’s Woody. Should have worked that into the prank somewhere.
Well I for one am truly shocked that the televangelist would sell such a bad product. Snake oil is what you need for the healing power of Jesus not vegetable oil. Amateur…
Jesus Blood!
Ingredients: Oil, artificial color
The wolf in the window made me cackle.
Good thing it wasn’t magic Jesus saliva. I heard that can give you herpes conjunctivitis.
Okay, now I really want to get some of that stuff and do a stir fry in the Blood of Jesus.
Thanks for the kind linkage, Skepchick. Let’s go splitsies on this Jesus juice.
Scientific test!
If jesus opposes contraception, let his magical oil dissolve this condom!
Praises to jesus! The condom broke! Surely that is a sign and a wonder!