Religion
See, Because the Klingons are Jews
How else would he know what they do with their penises?
Once again via Everything is Terrible
How else would he know what they do with their penises?
Once again via Everything is Terrible
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So… wrong…
Oy Vey.
Must resist desire to kill myself after seeing that. ;-)
But if they were Jews, they wouldn’t be uncircumscised, would they? Of course, the whole thing is so completely baffling that I really don’t know what to make of it.
As this is a very strange retelling of the story of David, the Klingons are actually Philistines. The “David” in this video, played by the one and only Blaine Bartel, refers to them as “Philistones,” which of course made me think of the Flintstones. But this is a spoof of Star Trek. So weird…
1) Captain Retard? Really? Where’s Sarah Palin when you need her?
2) No weapon formed against them shall prosper… unless it’s iron chariots.
3) The Klingon was a better guitar player.
See, their problem was they accepted the claim that “no weapon formed against them shall prosper,” at face value. I think they should have tested it.
“Guns won’t work on us!”
“really?”
“Yes Really”
“Maybe I should test it?”
“No no, trust me they won’t work.”
No wonder Kirk always won.
He’s not making Christianity better; he’s just making rock-and-roll worse.
This’s got a big “Mighty Boosh” vibe to it.
I couldn’t watch the whole thing.
But if god is perfect , all knowing ,etc, etc, why did he command men to get circumcised penises. Its his design after all, why didn’t he make them that way to begin with.
Reminds me of an old joke. A doctor who performed circumcisions saved a bunch of foreskins and made a wallet out of them. Whenever she wanted to go on a trip, she rubbed on the wallet and it turned into a suitcase.
I am really confused. Was this supposed to be a serious attempt to, uh, I don’t know bring people to christianity or is it some kind of satire of christians or what? I don’t get it.
The geeky guy’s retort to the klingon’s guitar solo was right up there with Greg Brady’s opus…”Clowns never laughed before, bean stalks never grew…..”
I also wonder how the River Bottom Nightmare Band would hold up against Guitar Geek?
@JOHNEA13: HI OH !
That caused some permanent psychological problems over here. Or a thetan increase, I’m not sure.
See what you’ve done?
*whimper*
Finally, a legit episode of Star Trek that comments directly on the status of the alien villain’s shaft!
Sayonara, fan-fiction!
OK, my last comment was rather crass and inelegant… I realize now that I misspoke and should have treated the aforementioned video with the respect it deserves. After watching it several times in succession, I realize that it contains a message much greater than I, or any man, could have grasped with only one viewing. I know now that it perfectly embodies the teachings of Our Lord Jesus Christ in a way that was previously inaccessible to “trekkies” like myself (a label I now renounce, due to my realization that support for that TV show is clearly support for the “Klingon” lifestyle).
Due to the exposure of the Truth contained in the video, I now understand the meaning of my own existence. I know now that I must do something that pays tribute to my Lord. I know now that I must do something that involves outer space and my penis.
@Ooxman:
*smacks the backside of your head with a copy of “On the Origin of Species”*
Now back away from the YouTube and go think for awhile until you feel better.
The apparent sincerity pulls the whole production into a tragic surreal framework that captures the pathos essential to the space opera genre. I smell Oscar.
I just couldn’t tolerate it.
I’ve already got a headache, so my patience is low, and it’s mixing old and new Star Trek. That REALLY irks me.
What the hell is this?
Do not want.