Comment o’ the Week!
Tons of great COTW nominations this week, but I have chosen one to rise above them all, like the ring in Lord of the Rings. Or something. Please note that Skepchick does not actually condone violence against the clergy:
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Malfeitor // Jan 27, 2010 at 3:19 pm
I once belonged to a Christian paintball team.
It was a means to an end…playing paintball and shooting priests.
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There are a few notable runners-up this week:
Mahlersoboe wrote:
And by the way: Congratulations! Having never participated in the act of producing offspring myself, the best advice I can give is:
Never let your child forget where they came from. Namely, naked, bloody and screaming from your vag.
LtStorm wrote:
@DominEditrix: Cats stealing your breath? That’s madness.
It’s a hideous little monster that lives in your house’s walls that does that. The cat is trying to protect you. Being woken up with your cat standing over you is a good thing; it has just scared away the little monster.
I suggest you set out a floor fan with metal blades the monster can be thrown into.
InfiniteMonkey wrote:
My bottle of astroglide glide has the warningâ€For external use onlyâ€, however, if used properly will end up internal. Maybe they mean “do not eat/drinkâ€.
Happy Friday, everyone!
I missed the LtStorm comment the first time around. It’s been ages since I’ve seen that movie. I wonder if NetFlix has it…
@Steve: Not only is it on Netflix, it’s available to watch right now! http://tinyurl.com/yldmvz7
I’m pretty certain I have heard the Mahlersoboe quote before elsewhere, I can’t recall where, and not it wasn’t in the thread where that comment originated, I haven’t been on the site all week.
@Steve: , @Skept-artist: That movie was entertaining as hell. I should consider getting a netfix account and supporting scam school in the process, or something.