Tons of great COTW nominations this week, but I have chosen one to rise above them all, like the ring in Lord of the Rings. Or something. Please note that Skepchick does not actually condone violence against the clergy:
Malfeitor // Jan 27, 2010 at 3:19 pm
I once belonged to a Christian paintball team.
It was a means to an endâ€¦playing paintball and shooting priests.
Congrats, Malfeitor! Your prize: the ability to choose next Wednesday’s Afternoon Inquisition! Send it in using the contact form.
There are a few notable runners-up this week:
And by the way: Congratulations! Having never participated in the act of producing offspring myself, the best advice I can give is:
Never let your child forget where they came from. Namely, naked, bloody and screaming from your vag.
@DominEditrix: Cats stealing your breath? Thatâ€™s madness.
Itâ€™s a hideous little monster that lives in your houseâ€™s walls that does that. The cat is trying to protect you. Being woken up with your cat standing over you is a good thing; it has just scared away the little monster.
I suggest you set out a floor fan with metal blades the monster can be thrown into.
My bottle of astroglide glide has the warningâ€For external use onlyâ€, however, if used properly will end up internal. Maybe they mean â€œdo not eat/drinkâ€.
Happy Friday, everyone!