Afternoon Inquisition
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AI: Loving hating and dirty secrets
One of my least best kept secrets is that I love horrible TV. Most of the TV I watch, I watch because I hate it. Which I enjoy doing. And I have no idea why. I’ve watched every episode of Jersey Shore as well as Snooki&JWoww. I watched the last several seasons of 7th Heaven. I watch Glee and Nashville…
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Sunday AI: Horrible Puns
I have a confession to make: I LOVE PUNS. I really do. I loved this Nerdolympics pun-fest. (The Protractor Pull! Differential Equestrian! Krebs Cycling!) I love this flea illustration. There is an entire section of Cheezeburger for pun lovers like me. The holidays, for me, are when I get together with family and see who can be the most annoying…
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AI: What are you up to this week?
I normally love this particular week at my job, as it’s my chance to file ALL THE THINGS, clean up my desktops (real and virtual), and generally sort myself out for next year. It’s quiet and most folks I do talk to for work are in a pretty festive mood. Plus, I feel like the stressful parts of the holiday,…
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AI: So… death…
The last few days have been somber here in the Mofo house. My son, Moose, is 5, making him just about the same age as most of the victims at Sandy Hook. This shooting is affecting me in ways I couldn’t even imagine. I mean, it’s rarely not sad when a kid dies, but when it’s not something that immediately…
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AI: End of the Year Regrets
One of the favorite websites I read is “Regret the Error.” It makes me feel a bit better when I screw things up. As hard as we try, even with spellcheck and editors, mistakes still happen. Sometimes, spell check is the source of the problem. I still remember with some fondness an 8-page paper I once received from a student on “Attention…
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AI: Lost memories… and anus
Warning: Anus Last night, I was in the shower and I came up with a perfect AI for today. It was fucking brilliant. I laughed and laughed as conditioner ran into my eyes. I thought about how great the discussion was going to be. You were going to LOVE this question. And I was going to love moderating the discussion.…
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AI: FWD Cheap Viagra Cialis
I had a friend who used to email me around 40-50 times a day. He emailed my work email. He emailed my personal email. He emailed me a lot. But in the last few months, he’s disappeared. His name was Best Penis and he was always very concerned about the rigidity of my penis. My other friend, Max Gentleman, was…
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AI: End the Controversy!
Why doesn’t everyone just get it? You know what I’m talking about. It’s that thing. It’s so obvious that there’s only one way you’d see it if you really looked at the evidence. It’s enraging that everyone doesn’t agree. You’ve fought dozens, maybe hundreds, of strangers on Facebook who were all uninformed about it. FOLLOW.THE.FACTS. PEOPLE! How can they not…
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