Wet Dream or Ghost Sex? YOU DECIDE
Look, guys, I know it’s easy to mock this woman for having a sexy dream and then going on The Travel Channel to talk about how it was actually a sexy ghost she was having sexy sex with while asleep, but how about instead we respect the way she re-enacted her ghost sex for the cameras while wearing sexy lingerie for her ghost beau?
Director: “Okay Melissa, now writhe a bit as though he is using his ghost tongue on your girl parts. Good, good. Now have a ghost orgasm.”
Via Videogum
Related: Skepchick tackles Ghost Sex
(Note: I changed the title from “Ghost Rape” to “Ghost Sex” because we just yesterday had a serious conversation about rape but really, I mean, she was asleep when it started! That ghost should be in ghost jail.)
Sure, this all SOUNDS great, but you try cleaning up after an ectoplasm facial.
That shit NEVER comes out of your sheets…
@Expatria: Then how does that perv Caspar keep his sheet so white?
@Rebecca Watson: He must be friends with the ghost of Billy Mays.
All I can think of when reading stuff like this is a scene in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen comic, involving The Invisible Man and a boarding school for christian girls. Which no one appears to have scanned, more’s the pity… I believe the term “holy ghost” was mentioned.
All I can think of is the ghost blowjob scene with Dan Akroyd in Ghostbusters. That was so much sexier.
@Rebecca Watson:
That sheet is starched as stiff as a board. You… you really don’t want to touch Casper. Ever.
I’ll have what she’s having.
@Expatria: Casper’s sheets were actually a light tan with burgundy trim once … just think about that …
@scribe999:
I think a ghost just threw up in my mouth.
@Felicia: That’s right! He was a crazy perv, right? It’s been years since I read that.
I believe she had a phantom pregnancy.
Must be Sweeps Week at Travel Channel.
Or, you know, we could sneer at the Travel Channel for rewarding – possibly encouraging – idiotic behavior.
@dreamingtree
lol!
Where all the living women at?!
It sounds like this ghost is way better in bed than I am. This sucks – We need to keep the dead from taking our women!
Some folks just have Ecto-Fever.
I’d love to see a reenactment of her going on a date with the ghost.
Montage style: Riding a bicycle built for two, eating spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp, the ghost wins her a big stuffed Stewie doll on the boardwalk, the ghost trips a little kid to make her laugh…
Oh the possibilities!
No. 4, starts at 3:33
Yeah, but I bet she doesn’t have a ghost of a chance to get him to commit. I’ve heard guys like that just slip right through your fingers… After all, why buy the cow when you can get the ectoplasmic juice for free?
@Fordi: or we could have a sense of humour :)
@dreamingtree: “@Rebecca Watson: He must be friends with the ghost of Billy Mays.” COTW! I have a feeling this thread is gonna be rich with them.
Entire thread: COTWs
More fun that alien probing!!
How do we know the ghost wasn’t a girl? She could have been having lesbo-ghost sexy-time
I think we can just stop right there.
Strip naked and get on the probulator
Ghost law and ghost morals are different than material-world laws and morals.”
Specifically, it’s not rape if either party is incorporeal when it happens.
@DiscordianStooge: Nice Blazing Saddles ref. What do I win?
The video wouldn’t load for me, and I need to have breakfast now anyway, but, and this is relevant, have you noticed how similar the words “deprived” and “depraved” are?
@Bjornar: One leads to the other? ;-)
Did anybody else notice that, judging by the URL, Travel Channel has filed this story under Travel Ideas?
“Here’s an idea for your next vacation: pay a visit to a ghost bordello!”
Best part about ghost bordellos? Ride bareback without consequences! You can’t give a ghost your herpes, ’cause they’re already dead!
But what would supernatural herpes or other VD’s do to a human?
@QuestionAuthority: Well, they’d have about as much effect as other supernaturally afflicted diseases.
@QuestionAuthority: They’re listed here under “magical”
http://www.acc.umu.se/~stradh/dnd/mirror/Assorted/ADnD_netbook_of_sex.html#Diseases
@Buzz Parsec:
Sex with a ghost, probably.