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Expensive-Ass Toilet Paper is Full of Shit

Everyone uses toilet paper, but how many people get to say that they use outrageously overpriced toilet tissues, as part of a three-step butt care process? This year’s celebrities at the Oscars. Apparently, in addition to receiving upwards of one hundred-thousand dollars worth of swag in their bags, celebrities are also going to get a special (Gwyneth Paltrow-approved) supply of toilet paper (from Joseph’s…