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Dr. Daniel Niedes, director and CEO of the Cleveland Clinic Wellness Institute, recently published an anti-vaccine screed on Cleveland.com, causing doctors and fans of science-based medicine everywhere to wonder “How the fuck did this guy get that job, and why does he still have it?”
Niedes’s post, which was focused on ridding your body of “toxins” for the new year, is maybe the stupidest article of 2017, and we’re only halfway through January. He whines that there are “over 80,000 chemicals used in various industries country-wide” and “over 2,000 new chemicals being introduced annually.” Holy crap! 80,000 chemicals? Used in various industries?? That’s….I don’t know, is that bad? I hope Niedes doesn’t learn that humans of discovered or created more than 50 million chemicals, and that a new one is made every 2.6 seconds. Or that his entire body is made of chemicals, or that a chemical comes out of his faucet every time he turns on the tap.
Then he starts in on vaccines and autism. He writes, “Does the vaccine burden – as has been debated for years – cause autism? I don’t know and will not debate that here.” That’s a funny thing to say, seeing as he titled that section “Link to autism?” and then goes on to say that vaccines come “at the expense of neurologic diseases like autism and ADHD increasing at alarming rates.” Boy, it sure sounds like you know vaccines cause autism and you’re more than willing to debate it here.
Then he refers to doctors and scientists who have studied the issue and found absolutely no evidence of any link between vaccines and autism as “deniers.” Yep, no bias here.
What’s most surprising about the director of a top research hospital advocating complete nonsense is that it shouldn’t really be that surprising. The Cleveland Clinic has joined dozens of other respected institutions in offering bullshit “treatments” like homeopathy (literally just sugar pills with no active ingredients) and reiki (literally just waving your hands over a body part in the hopes that it will feel better).
We’ve been letting medical care providers get away with this for years. Our pharmacies sell sugar pills right next to real medicine and don’t educate consumers about the difference. Our insurance providers cover trips to the acupuncturist and chiropractor. And yes, our hospitals offer nonsense that’s just as likely to make people sicker as make them better, all because all of these groups see people not as patients but as consumers, and consumers must be given what they want so that you can get their money. “Alt-med” is big business, and as long as people are willing to pay top dollar for bullshit, hospitals and doctors and pharmacies will sell it to them.
The only hope may be in government oversight. I already mentioned the FTC recently cracking down on homeopathic warning labels — those are warning labels for homeopathic pills, not warning labels that are so small they aren’t even there, which is the type that Big Alt-Med prefers, of course — so maybe in the future the US government could establish better standards for treatment at hospitals. I’m skeptical that that future is at all nearby, but it’s a slim hope, at least. A nearly homeopathic hope.