Y’all, tonight’s GOP Presidential Debate on Fox News is going to be one for the history books (not that it matters since history books will soon be banned by order of President Trump). Much to our amusement/chagrin, the top ten candidates (there are 17 in total, mind you) will be duking it out on Fox News. I, for one, am very excited to find out what a bunch of old white men think I should do with my uterus. To celebrate this momentous occasion, a handful of Skepchick writers will be live-tweeting.
“Okay, I’m in. Where do I sign up?”
If you want to join the party, you can follow @skepchicks, and the fine folks on the Skepchick Writers twitter list.
“Will there be booze?”
Dear reader, you obviously don’t know us if you have to ask that. Of course there will be booze. We’ll be using Matt Taibbi’s Official GOP Debate Drinking Game rules.
So get settled, grab your beverage of choice, and get ready. Donald Trump’s hair is waiting.
Obligatory: Please do not over-drink. Please do not drink and drive. Skepchick does not condone these things. You can’t live-tweet if you’re dead, ya dope.
Featured Image by Gage Skidmore.
What? No special drinks for each candidate? I would suggest a Shirley Temple for Huckabee since he’s a teetotaler, something with bourbon for Rand Paul, etc.
The Donald’s a misogynist. Who knew? (You know, besides everybody.)