Thousands of years ago, an event had to be pretty damned impressive to qualify as a “miracle,” like the dead coming back to life, a sea parting, or liquids changing from non-alcoholic to alcoholic.
I’ve long felt that today’s miracles aren’t nearly as good, but to be sure I set up a Google alert on the word “miracle.” Here’s this week’s documentation of Things That Are Miracles.
Slovenia’s ice hockey team not losing every game in the Olympics (they still didn’t get a medal)
That concludes This Week in Miracles. Praise the lord.