Let’s write a new Samsung Ad!

Redditors don’t like this Samsung ad:

don’t like it. It had CNET asking ‘Is this the worst as Samsung’s ever made?‘ and Mashable wondering ‘Why Is This Samsung Ad So Terrible?‘.  Gawker says ‘This Insane Samsung Ad Is Insane for a Reason That Samsung Wants Hidden‘ and Fast Company claims (loudly) ‘THIS SAMSUNG PROMO VIDEO WAS SO BAD, IT WAS PULLED A DAY AFTER REDDIT FOUND IT‘.

Way to go, Reddit.

Well, what Reddit takes away, we shall replace!  Let’s write Samsung a new Ad!

Here are a few ideas I had when first viewing this gem of an ad…

We need a lot more dialogue.  Please add your contributions in the comments!


Featured image is a screen capture of the ad above.



DrRubidium is an analytical chemist that spends her days finding needles in needlestacks. Also a science communicator, she focuses on the the science behind everyday stuff and pop culture.

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    (apologies to SNL)

  2. Look at the guy as he says the last line, though (“I’d love to have the Samsung 840…”):
    Doesn’t it look and sound as if he’s being forced to speak this line by an off-screen thug with a gun?

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    Woman: So I just.. I just put this in my vagina?

  4. The Samsung 840 EVO is easy to install. Anyone can use it, including
    old people
    nonwhite races
    the mentally ll
    short people
    recently thawed cavemen
    animated suits of armor
    Moose from Archie comics
    the indigenous peoples of Mesoamerica

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