PAPUA NEW GUINEA
The cult leader who called himself “Black Jesus” was hacked to death by villagers after killing a woman. He had escaped from prison where he was serving time for raping, killing and eating young girls.
A man was arrested for convincing a woman to pay him to exorcise a ghost from her vagina by trapping it with his penis. He’s awaiting trial.
According to reports, Kim Jong-un’s ex-girlfriend and 11 other members of he pop group were executed for appearing in a porn film.
Some conservatives are pushing for virginity tests on girls entering high school.
The sea monster skeleton found on an Andalusian beach is probably a shark carcass.
Four science journals were caught extensively citing each other’s published papers to improve their impact factors.
A million cockroaches escaped when a “medical” cockroach farm was vandalized. The demand for ground-up roach powder has skyrocketed since someone patented it as a traditional Chinese medicine.