Skepchick Auctions: Original Surly Art, Elyse’s Penis, Skepchick Goblet, Custom Cocktail & More

Contrary to MRA mythology, Skepchicks don’t think there’s anything wrong with owning a penis. In fact, this week, you have a chance to own the penis you’ve always dreamed of, custom made to your specifications in MS Paint by El Mofo herself, Elyse Anders. That’s just one of the many items we’ve got up for sale on eBay as part of a new weekly series of auctions hosted by Skepchick Events.

This week’s auction proceeds will go toward helping Skepchick Network contributors get to SkepchickCon this summer. The more people we can get to the con, the more we can offer to attendees and even to those who can’t make it in person–because this year, we’ll be capturing panels, workshops, and more on video for all the Internets to enjoy.

We are still asking for donations to help with the con as a whole over on the official SkepchickCon page (, but since our travel costs are also a benefit to us personally, we thought we’d raise money for that by offering something in return:

See all items here. You can bid anytime this week. The auctions all end next Sunday, May 19, starting at 10 pm Eastern.

We welcome donated items and services to put up on eBay as well as ideas for other causes and events that might benefit from future fundraising auctions. Contact us with your donation or cause suggestions!

Melanie Mallon

Melanie is a freelance editor and writer living in a small town outside Minneapolis with her husband, two kids, dog, and two cats. When not making fun of bad charts or running the Uncensorship Project, she spends her time wrangling commas, making colon jokes, and putting out random dumpster fires. You can find her on Twitter as @MelMall, on Facebook, and on Instagram.

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  1. We guys are all just checking it out to see if it’s bigger than ours. We’re not bidding, though, because we’re also afraid that Elyse will make it too intimidating.

  2. You know, it’s about time we put to rest the myth that the size of your MS Paint penis even matters. There is a zoom function after all.

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