Americans United Wins the Internet with Jane Lynch & Jordan Peele

Americans United for Separation of Church and State, one of my favorite secular orgs in the US, has released a hilarious 1970s-esque video of comedians Jane Lynch (of Glee and various Christopher Guest films) and Jordan Peele (of Key & Peele) performing a song about why Church and State must part ways forever, much to Church’s chagrin. EDIT: Rebecca Davis-Nord at AU kindly sent me the lyrics, for those who can’t enjoy the video, which is embedded below:
STATE
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU IF I CAN FIND MY WAY
CHURCH
I AM ALL KNOWING SO I’M KNOWING WHAT YOU’LL SAY
STATE
YOU ALWAYS TAKE CONTROL
HATE WHEN YOU PLAY THAT ROLE
I GOTTA BE STRONG CUZ BABY WE DON’T BELONG TOGETHER
CHURCH
I WISH I KNEW WHAT MAKES ME DO THE THINGS I DO
STATE
YOU ARE DIVINE MY LOVE WHEN YOU’RE JUST DOING YOU
CHURCH
SEE THERE IS GOOD IN ME
BUT BAD IS ALL YOU SEE
BOTH
COULD I’VE BEEN WRONG MAYBE WE DON’T BELONG TOGETHER
WE’RE CHURCH AND STATE
AND WE NEED TO SEPARATE
CUZ WE’RE ALL UP ON EACH OTHER AND WE’RE HURTING ONE
ANOTHER AND IT’S CAUSING HATE
BEEN TOGETHER FOR WAY TOO LONG
YOUR RIGHTS HAVE BEEN MY WRONGS
WE NEED TO SEPARATE CHURCH AND STATE
CHURCH
HOW’ MA GONNA KEEP MY PRAYERS OFF OF YOUR SCHOOLS
STATE
YOU CAN DO IT BABY FOLLOW YOUR GOLDEN RULE
CHURCH
WITH A BODY LIKE THAT I CAN’T THINK STRAIGHT
STATE
THAT’S WHY YOU MAKE IT SO HARD WHEN I LEGISLATE
BOTH
WE WILL NEVER SEE EYE TO EYE
SO LET’S JUST SAY GOODBYE
AND KNOW WE’LL SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN
CHURCH
WITH ADAM AND EVE UP IN HEAVEN
OR ADAM AND STEVE UP IN
STATE
CHURCH
(FINGERS OVER STATE’S LIPS)
SHHHHHHH
BOTH
WERE CHURCH AND STATE
AND WE NEED TO SEPARATE
CUZ WE’RE ALL UP IN EACH OTHER AND WE’RE HURTING ONE
ANOTHER AND IT’S CAUSING HATE
BEEN TOGETHER FOR WAY TOO LONG
YOUR RIGHTS HAVE BEEN MY WRONGS
WE NEED TO SEPARATE CHURCH AND STATE
CHURCH STATE
HALLELUJAH PLEASE BABY DON’T LET IT END THIS
WAY
EXULTATION
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA I GET WEAK WHEN I HEAR YOU
PRAY
STATE
(SPOKEN)
STAY STRONG MAN
BOTH
WE NEED TO SEPARATE CHURCH AND STATE
CHURCH
(SPOKEN)
GO AHEAD, TRY TO FORGET ME STATE
BUT MY NAME WILL ALWAYS BE IN YOUR COURTS AND ON YOUR
MONEY.
The video comes with a call to sign a petition in support of separation of church and state. Do it!
These guys were on an episode of Sonny & Cher, right? Jeebus, that was amazing!
Scribe999,
It kind of reminds me of Sonny And Cher, actually.
I’m sure that’s partly what they were going for!
Great. Now I’m going to spend too much time on Youtube watching Key & Peele sketches.
Twilight Gangsters!
That is one of my favorites.
AU gets most of my donations for being so awesome.
On behalf of AU, thanks so much for your support, Sean!
Rebecca Watson
I just saw the video. It was really fun. I enjoyed it.
Am I the only one getting horrible sound quality on this?
Historically, the “separation” was to limit the influence of the state upon the church, not to limit the influence of the church upon the state.