Lo, once again it is bad chart Thursday, and this week the chart “creation” (too easy!) has been done for us. Behold:
It’s the best bad chart of all time! Not only do all of the variables change mid-chart for no apparent reason. Not only are some variables not actually dependent (ALL THOSE NAMED ADAM NOW HAVE 950 YEARS LONGEVITY). Not only is a label missing from one axis (new genetic disorder discoveries are now measured in inches, or maybe feet). Not only is a natural disaster given place on an axis of names. No, all of these problems (and many more) are present in one handy chart! So hurry, download and marvel while you still can, before another axis changes, someone’s longevity increases, or science discovers a new thing.