Did you know that your weird Uncle Jerry has a YouTube channel, and he’s been using it to tell tens of people his opinions about women and their nutty ideas? Particularly, their absurd idea that they should hold some conference called “Women in Secularism Squared“? And he’s doing it in his favorite Blue Oyster Cult tee while playing Simon and Garfunkle softly in the background? Well, it’s true. Just watch the video!
For those who can’t play the video, I’ve gone through and collected Jerry’s greatest quotes:
My talk now is about this “Women in Secularism Squared” conference . . .
So it’s titled “Women in Secularism Squared,” or Two . . .
Maybe we should have a Men in Secularism but what’s the subject though? Your women, uh, then what? Discuss your womenly, uh, um, characteristics? Or female characteristics?
“Skepchick” is gonna be there so you know how it’s gonna go.
Is this the female version of The Amazing Meeting?
First of all men, eh, it’s not about you, so I’d suggest men don’t go.
You’ll get accused of lurking, staring, um…see the problem with that is women don’t realize this but men are supposed to be the initiators of romance [ED: AT CONFERENCES?].
I’m not gonna play that chasing [women] game.
It’s called Women in Secularism Two, or Squared, I’m not sure which it is . . .
That sentence included “unwelcome sexual attention.” Don’t know what that means. “Sexual attention?” Don’t know what the hell that means. Men! If you look at someone, if you look at someone’s breasts, that might be “unwelcome sexual attention.” You may be in trouble. You can get kicked out. Ya pay your money, and get kicked out. Nice, right?
Oh, Uncle Jerry! Always making your YouTube videos and looking at people’s breasts and not knowing what “sexual attention” is. Poor, lonely Uncle Jerry.
For more from rising Men’s Rights Activist JerrytheOther, check out his other video on Amanda Marcotte’s Point of Inquiry episode (link starts at lulz).