#SafetyTipsForLadies is a Hilarious Way to Start the Week
This has been going on for a few days now but I only just noticed because I am not very observant. Get thee to Twitter immediately and enjoy the awesome #SafetyTipsforLadies, suggested by people who are obviously pretty tired of all the assholes who ask women to go to greater and greater lengths to be sure we’re not raped:
Walk with your keys out and in your hand if alone at night. Also, replace your keys with knives. #SafetyTipsForLadies
— katsian andor (@dogunderwater) March 25, 2013
Rapists prefer braids or pony tails for a quick grab, shave your head and oil up to slip through their grasp. #safetytipsforladies
— Maisie Brown (@MaisieSuee) March 25, 2013
consider eating spider eggs to ensure that baby spiders pour from your mouth+eyes whenever you converse with a man #safetytipsforladies
— cloud pal (@camisquall) March 22, 2013
Don't trust men who are smiling and friendly but then take on an evil look on camera when you walk offscreen. #safetytipsforladies
— ABANDONED ACCOUNT (@deBagschaghe) March 22, 2013
The Walking Dead reference made me chuckle out loud. Well done. :D
Well, this is one way of dealing with sexist pigs.
This one is my new favorite from the hashtag
I had this horrible mental image of what would happen to people’s fingers if we all carried “knife keys”.
Love this one: “Shoot every man you see. If a man is not a legitimate rapist, his body has a way to shut gunshots down.” @rickstrandlof
Ah god spiders…
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