This has been going on for a few days now but I only just noticed because I am not very observant. Get thee to Twitter immediately and enjoy the awesome #SafetyTipsforLadies, suggested by people who are obviously pretty tired of all the assholes who ask women to go to greater and greater lengths to be sure we’re not raped:
https://twitter.com/hilaryjfb/status/314171979567607810
https://twitter.com/WpplHQ/status/316205927143440386
Walk with your keys out and in your hand if alone at night. Also, replace your keys with knives. #SafetyTipsForLadies
— katsian andor (@dogunderwater) March 25, 2013
Rapists prefer braids or pony tails for a quick grab, shave your head and oil up to slip through their grasp. #safetytipsforladies
— Maisie Brown (@MaisieSuee) March 25, 2013
https://twitter.com/Hirn_Sieb/status/316197334503534592
https://twitter.com/CaptKimothy/status/316187764368482304
https://twitter.com/Wardog_E/status/315461613073358848
https://twitter.com/C_HMiller/status/315360760509394944
consider eating spider eggs to ensure that baby spiders pour from your mouth+eyes whenever you converse with a man #safetytipsforladies
— cloud pal (@camisquall) March 22, 2013
Don't trust men who are smiling and friendly but then take on an evil look on camera when you walk offscreen. #safetytipsforladies
— ABANDONED ACCOUNT (@deBagschaghe) March 22, 2013
https://twitter.com/SallyStrange/status/314998726684975104
https://twitter.com/ami_angelwings/status/314996348107751425
The Walking Dead reference made me chuckle out loud. Well done. :D
Rebecca Watson
Well, this is one way of dealing with sexist pigs.
This one is my new favorite from the hashtag
I had this horrible mental image of what would happen to people’s fingers if we all carried “knife keys”.
Love this one: “Shoot every man you see. If a man is not a legitimate rapist, his body has a way to shut gunshots down.” @rickstrandlof
Mech suit.
Ah god spiders…