I love my new COTW job! What a great way to do a weekly wrap up. I’m going to try and get everyone in my life giving me updates in hilariously sound-bitey snippets.
On to the contenders:
@mrmisconception gets an honorable mention for this too-too-long-ago to count COTW nominee. It’s back from February 27th, but itdid get nominated for “Comment of the Month” so it’s still worth a quick mention:
Abstinence-only sex education is like a delivery-only based cooking class; marginally related but completely missing the fucking point. Pun intended.
This week’s winner is @LOLogies! Two weeks in a row, this week for this:
Do you wanna clean your jim jam zappa dap doo wop VOOOOM zazazazoom? Does your lappadappa dibbidy dab smell like a gip gap gabba napdap doodahdam? Femfresh now comes in JELLO PUDDING POP.
Don’t worry, I’m not playing favorites. But how does one resist such poetry, I ask you?
Happy Friday you fine people!