Tom Flynn is the executive director of the Council for Secular Humanism and, apparently, a frequent flyer. Not like that. Allow this highly bizarre video explain everything:
Tom Flynn is the executive director of the Council for Secular Humanism and, apparently, a frequent flyer. Not like that. Allow this highly bizarre video explain everything:
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I really have to ask how this anal probing thing got started, it’s kind of bizarre
I probed for answer and found that there’s actually a Wikipedia entry on this. It says that the UFO probe stories started with the well-known UFO book “Communion” by Whitley Streiber – 1987:
“There were clothes strewn apart, and two of the stocky ones drew my legs apart. The next thing I knew I was being shown an enormous and extremely ugly object, grey and scaly, with a sort of network of wires on the end. It was at least a foot long, narrow, and triangular in structure. They inserted the thing into my rectum. It seemed to swarm into me as if it had a life of its own. Apparently, its purpose was to take samples, possibly of fecal matter, but at the same time I had the impression I was being raped and for the first time I felt anger.”
But I prefer this account:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s01e01-cartman-gets-an-anal-probe