BALLS! I gave up Catholicism before I could come up with this brilliant idea!
A man in Iowa is giving up everything except beer for Lent. Read that again. Not giving up beer. Keeping beer. Giving up everything else that is food.
Because that’s what monks do.
I want to be a monk, too. Whenever I drink beer for 3 meals a day for a month, they call it “a visit from DCFS”.
You win this round, Jesus. But I’ll be back…. or you’ll be back… whatever.