I have mentioned before that in my current position Iâ€™m responsible for the welfare of both cows and captive wild animals.
What I havenâ€™t talked about is that there is a HUGE amount of inspection, paperwork, and documentation involved in having those animals.Â It is, frankly, a gigantic pain in the ass, and the animals are healthier for it.
That popped into my head when I was reading this NYT story:
â€œIn the interest of verisimilitude, the ark is to be built with wooden pegs and timber framing by Amish builders, Mr. Zovath said. Animals including giraffes â€” but only small, young giraffes â€” will be kept in pens on board.
â€œWe think that God would probably have sent healthy juvenile-sized animals that werenâ€™t fully grown yet, so there would be plenty of room,â€ said Mr. Zovath, a retired Army lieutenant colonel heading the ark project. â€œWe want to show how Noah would have taken care of them, taken care of waste management, taken care of water needs and food needs.â€
Oh no they didnâ€™t.
They didnâ€™t really just say that, did they?
â€œJuvenile-sizedâ€ animals will GROW UP.Â God will not provide for themâ€“humans have to.
Where will the older animals go?Â Will they be sold to game farms for hunters to shoot? Will they be euthanized and made into Arkburgers?
How will a continuous supply of exotic immature animals be delivered?
If these animals are housed in a giant wooden boat, how is it a good experience for the animals to be jammed in an artificial environment with lots of loud people and a bunch of other animals (some of which will be predators)?
Those are just a few of my questions for the Ark Park.
If in fact Answers in Genesis is planning to run a zoo, they should seek accreditation by AZA: The Association of Zoos and Aquariums.Â This is an international body of scientists and experts in animal care.Â I invite you to look over the (63 page) AZA Accreditation standards for 2011.Â Here is the guiding AZA philosophy:
â€œAnimals must be well cared for and displayed in naturalistic settings that provide an educational experience for visitors and an appropriate enriching environment for the animals, including proper social groupings.â€
Additional AZA Standards:
â€œAnimals should be displayed in exhibits replicating their wild habitat and in numbers sufficient to meet their social and behavioral needs.â€
Is that what is planned for these animals? Hell no.
Young giraffes held away from regular social groupings? Requiring animals that roam open savanna to stand in a stall?
I predict it will take about 2 weeks for major hoof problems to develop for these poor animals.Â And thatâ€™s just the giraffes.Â I donâ€™t want to even imagine what they would do to an ape or an elephant.
AZA also has clear guidelines for what are called â€œprogram animalsâ€; animals that are involved in public show-and-tell sessions, including handling by a keeper or the public:
â€œstandards require that education and conservation messages must be an integral component of all program animal presentations. â€œ
Uh, Iâ€™m guessing that ainâ€™t happening either.Â In particular since there are clear statements that the folks responsible for this travesty donâ€™t believe in global warming, and subscribe to the dominion flavor of biblical interpretation, rather than stewardship.
Of course, this standard could also be a major impediment to AZA accreditation right here:
4.3.1. Exhibits, interpretive programs and other education programs should be evaluated on a regular basis for effectiveness, content, and updated with current scientific information.
4.3.3 The exhibit graphics and other interpretive devices should be based upon current scientific knowledgeâ€¦.â€
Heh.Â But I digress.
I am not a PETA supporter. I eat meat.
But like Temple Grandin, I believe we have an ethical and moral duty to provide animals in our care with a good life.
The â€œArk Adventureâ€ is actually going to be an adventure in animal cruelty.
Here are some highlights from the arkencounter.com website:
- Noahâ€™s Ark: A full-size Ark, built to biblical dimensions, will be located outside the walled city. Guests will be able to tour the Ark and be immersed in the times of the Bible through highly themed scenes and presentations. This walk-through of the Ark will enable each guest to gain an understanding of how it could have been built, and how Noah, his family, and all of the representative kinds of land animals were cared for, and then survived on board for 370 days of the Flood
- Noahâ€™s Animals: This fun area will provide Ark Encounter guests with the opportunity to learn more about some of the animal kinds that were on the Ark. This area will be similar to a petting zoo, complete with barns, a petting animal area, an open grazing area, a stage for daily live animal and bird shows, and lots of meet-and-greet areas for close-up encounters with unique animals and birds.
- Aviary: This will be a fascinating walk-through attraction with several viewing platforms inside three types of bird sanctuaries. Each sanctuary will allow guests to get close to the birds in a natural setting. A nearby butterfly emporium will be visually stunning as well.