Today the US Military’s policy of “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” was repealed. Before DADT, gays were not allowed in the military. DADT made it so that no one was allowed to ask you if you were gay… and as long as you didn’t mention that you were gay, you could serve.
Basically, gays were still not allowed, but as long as you agreed to live a lie, you can serve… and live it convincingly, because you didn’t want to be outed… because “don’t tell” meant “don’t let on in any way”.
But today, America has made the decision that gay people are just as good at protecting our country as everyone else… they’re at least as good as atheists anyway.
Well, now that Teh Gayz are no longer STFUing and now have the ability to TAKE OVER OUR MILITARY, Conservapedia is ready to defend it… defend the military… from the military… by updating webpages. But what’s important is that they’re ready to fight (by which I mean “type”) from their couches:
Liberal Senator Joe Lieberman: “We’ve got the votes” to repeal “don’t ask, don’t tell,” which would turn the military over to theÂ homosexual agenda.Â  Notice how theÂ Senate is doing this after the election, and not before?
What do you think the Homosexual Agenda’s first order of business will be? What do you think their ultimate military plan is? Are we going to pull out of Afghanistan and raid Milan… in time for fashion week? Is everyone going to be forced to have gay sex in boot camp? While wearing fatigues by Anna Sui? Will hand-to-hand combat beÂ choreographedÂ a la West Side Story? Will jazz hands be the new water boarding? WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NOW? What is the homosexual military agenda? HELP ME UNDERSTAND!
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