In the spirit of “Shit my Dad Says” here is some random shit my Dad emails! And yes, you may have heard it already but even so it should still bring a smile to your face. :)
If you can think of any other reasons why beer is better than religion please leave them in the comments! Enjoy the end of a long and fizzy holiday weekend and praise the almighty Beer!
Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.
6. When you have Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to
make them drink it.
5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over
their brand of Beer.
4. You don’t have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can’t lie to you.
2. If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
1. You can prove you have a Beer.