You may recall that back in April I wrote about Insane Clown Posse’s ridiculous, science-hating secretly-Christian song Miracles. Well, my super best friend, journalist Jon Ronson, heard me talking about it and immediately decided he had to meet Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope. He flew to the US, and the results of the fateful meeting have now been published in the Guardian. My favorite part:[Violent J:] “A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It’s yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They’ve been here for hundreds of yearsâ€¦”
“Thousands,” murmurs Shaggy.