The Women Thinking Free Foundation has abandoned skepticism. We’ve decided to become psychics… for profit!
Next weekend we are hosting Mysteries of the Totally Explained psychic fair fundraiser at Galway Arms in Chicago.
There will be live psychic readings for $1 (that’s a savings of $3.99 for the first minute alone)! Â Tarot cards! Dowsing pendulums (very surly ones)! Crystal balls (and/or balls made of other substances)! And a psedudoworkshop titled (more or less): How to trick drunk assholes into thinking you’re a psychic.
We will be auctioning off tarot cards signed by famous people! Including our beloved Rebecca Watson! And the Novellas! And Evan Bernstein! And James Randi! And Joe Nickell! And Phil Plait! And Dr. Rachie! And Swoopy! And MORE MORE MORE!
You can even compete to be Chicago’s Greatest Psychic by stepping into the WTF Psychic Octagon!
You’ll even get aÂ commemorativeÂ keepsake postcard ticket for admission. Autographed by ME! (because I’ll be mailing them out)
The bar is as open as your mind… by which I mean TOTALLY open… until 11pm.
Sweet Deets (that a real psychic should already know):
Friday, July 23
8:00pm (open bar until 11:00)
Galway Arms, 2442 N Clark, Chicago
Tickets are $45 in advance, $50 at the door.
Designated driver tickets are $12 in advance, $15 at the door.
More info:Â http://psychicfair.womenthinkingfree.org/
If you still need clarity and guidance, please contact our staff psychics: psychics[at]womenthinkingfree[dot]org
I can already see you there!