Thanks to everyone who nominated their favorite comments this week! By the by, you do that by logging in, clicking the little arrow next to a comment, and writing COTW! somewhere in your reply.
This week I have to go with the following response to news that a US politician named Bob Marshall blamed disabled children on women having abortions. What? Yeah.
God: State Delegate Bob Marshall of Manassas is punishment for electing idiots.
In a meeting with Virginia skeptics today, the Lord God revealed that he has inflicted State Delegate Bob Marshall on the state of Virginia as a punishment for electing â€œdumbassesâ€. In a quick question and answer session following a prepared speech on the topic â€œStop blaming Me for evolutionary quirksâ€, the Creator described His decision to allow the election of people who are unable to use reason and logic as a beta test of his latest release for humankind, FreeWill 2.7.015â€¦
[Gere]I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO![/Gere]
No, donâ€™t you see? There were two control groups! One just got massages and the other got fake acupuncture! . . . and suddenly I realize Iâ€™m not being snarky because thatâ€™s actually how the researchers looked at it.
Your experiments should not be out-scienced in less than 30 seconds by a music school drop out.
Music School Drop Out
Congratulations to all and happy Friday!