SurlyRamics and Topless chicks!
What’s stopping you from buying SurlyRamics right now? Is it because the jewelry doesn’t come with enough photos of topless Skepchicks?
If it is, then oh man do I have a deal for you! Right now, we’re auctioning off two more SurlyRamics necklaces by our in-house jeweler, Surly Amy and these ones come with autographed pictures of that Skepchick from Chicago… Elyse or whatever her name is. Not only do you get a necklace and a sexy picture, but you also get to help Skepchicamp in the process! Every penny of your winning bid goes towards helping Skepchicamp be awesome! So… what are you waiting for? Because, um… Stop waiting! These auctions end in just a few hours!
And if you’re not into jewelry or sexy pictures of sexy ladies, you can also purchase the Atlas of Creation, a visually stunning Muslim creationist text.
***UPDATE: These boobies and Surlies have been won! But stay tuned! There will be MORE boobies and Surlies to come. In the meantime, bid on a copy of the Atlas of Creation.***
Atlas of Creation … top-free Skepchicks … such a
Dangit, I already bought SurlyRamics as holiday gifts, and now you offer smart, attractive, semi-nude women on top of it? You really need to work on your timing.
We had surly+nudie auctions before Christmas, too!
Well, I’ll just eat my words then.
There will be more! Buy some for yourself!
I can’t decide which of those two things I’m in a more profound need of. Maybe sporting some snazzy Surly-Ramics will help reel in some of the kind of people who have boobies. (I’m sure there’s a name for them, I just can’t think of it.)
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