I’ll get right to it, kids, cuz it’s Friday and I’m drinking a couple bottles of wine while watching QI and honestly, who has the time. Not me.
This week’s COTW winner is Anonentity with this response to Elyse’s post on natural solutions to her migraines:
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Congrats, Anonentity! Your prize is to choose next Wednesday’s Afternoon Inquisition. Just send it in using the contact form. Because you’ve all been very good, here are a few runners up, nominated by fellow commenters who reply to the posts with “COTW!”:
Here is my problem with the â€œprovocativenessâ€ of the bra meme.
I spend a lot of time and energy into being sexually provocative. It is not something you can just go and there and do, you really have to be creative.
There was no creativity in the meme. Sure you can post the color of your bra. However, if you REALLY want the boys to pay attention, post the color of your bra after your most recent skeptical bukkake session.
They just took no pride in their provoking of menâ€™s penises. And I think we all know just how hard it is to provoke a manâ€™s penis.”
I want to make a diet and call it the R&J. Romeo and Juliet were young and beautiful and in love and healthy for their whole lives! All you have to do is do just what they did! Come on kids you can do it too.