DAD: You can’t just describe things as rubbish, you have to treat everybody’s views, whatever they believe, with equal respect.
GIRL: Even idiots?
DAD: Well . . .
Girl: Even people who want to stab you in the eye with a pencil?
DAD: Wuh . . .
GIRL: Even people who want to blow up . . .
MOM: Come on now, you should be in bed.
From the show Outnumbered, which this week won a number of honors at the British Comedy Awards (including the little girl, Ramona Marquez, for best female newcomer).