Skepticism
AI: Monsters
In our most recent episode of Monster Talk, we chat with Bad Astronomer Phil Plait about aliens, UFOs, crop circles, cow mutilation, and we ask Dr Phil about his favourite monster…
What is your favorite monster? Why?
The Afternoon Inquisition (or AI) is a question posed to you, the Skepchick community. Look for it to appear daily at 3pm ET.
The Pale Man from “Pan’s Labyrinth.” Terrifying to behold, and an absolutely loaded metaphor.
It’s a three-way tie: Zombies, werewolves and Animal from the Sesame Street band. :)
Cthulhu.
The CHUPACABRAS!!! I got no idea why, but it rocks!!! I really like zombies too tho…
MEEEE!!! GWAARRR!!!!
Thescarym Onster on Facebook!
Bigfoot.
Or Cthulhu.
Cookie monster.
nom nom nom
Aliens, because they might really exist. Though it is very unlikely we might see intelligent aliens in person. We might find life on Mars or Europa though.
I’ve narrowed it down to two, and the first one’s a cheat:
1. Any classic cinematic monster as played by Boris Karloff (I’m including his mad scientists and murderous rogues as well). The most uncanny thing about Karloff the Uncanny was his ability to give grownups nightmares while making children feel warm and safe and understood. As a grownup Monster Kid, I can now see the horrors of characters like Frankenstein’s Monster, Imhotep, and countless other immortal roles, but the little kid inside me still wants to climb up on his knee and say, “Tell another story, Mr. Karloff!”
2. The literary Creature as portrayed in Mary Shelley’s 1818 edition of Frankenstein. Nothing heartwarming about him; a philosopher-psychopath of the kind that would make Quentin Tarantino famous, all murder and entitlement and existential anomie, wrapped in Regency-era Radical politics, Romantic infatuation with John Dee and Paracelsus, and the cutting-edge science of Sir Humphrey Davy and Luigi Galvani. One of the greatest characters in literature.
The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
Ravenous (Duh, it’s in the name)
Vicious (Will eat you alive)
Unforgiving (Will eat your mom, or your grandma)
And incredibly, mind-stoppingly stupid.
Mokele-mbembe. As a lifelong fan of dinosaurs, that’s the cryptozoological story I’ve always most wanted to be true.
LIBERALS!!
Or conservatives. Depends on my mood.
Succubus. Boobies plus sex.
Officious jobsworth bureaucrats. I like them because they’re scary as hell and real.
I keep 3 pictures in my wallet: my mother, my finance and Frankenstein.
Why? Because truly, fire is bad.
The one under the bed. Because it keeps away the one in the closet. (I seem to be on the wrong site.)
Ray Bradbury’s family. I love the interplay fo the werewolves, ghouls, ghosts, vampires and the one human child. I think it is wonderful how they love the mortal child or how the grandfather is flown like a kite after he accidently flies into high tenision power lines.
Also, I am very interested in the Australian drop bears. I am hoping monster talk will have an episode on them. Though a movie monster episode would be fun too.
I like dragons. They’re magical and they breathe fire. Also, very few people still think they’re real so I don’t hear a bunch of rumors and nonsense when I talk about them.
Pretty much anything Lovecraft — mainly Cthulhu, Yog-Sothoth and the Dunwich Horror.
Oh, and anything created by Ray Harryhausen!
Those creepy gas mask zombies from Doctor Who. Seriously, I have never been truly creeped by any shows or movies until I watched that episode.
The crooked man: http://www.ifanboy.com/comics/dark_horse_comics/hellboy_the_crooked_man/3_(of_3)/cover-large.jpg (Couldn’t find a better pick, I’d have to locate the issues and scan in the one I want if I wanted to pull that,but Richard Corben’s art in that story line was just plain awesome)
@IBY:
I prefer the Angel statues myself.
Can any monster beat the Monster at the Center of the Galaxy?
And I’ll have to say the shark from “Jaws”.
Yes, I know it’s based on a real animal.
But the depiction in the film is of a rather surreal shark; a true monster shark.
Real ones, of course, are things of true beauty.
The Bad Monkey that lives by my gate. I’m not sure why the Highlander is convinced that it’s there, but he is. And once a toddler gets an idea in his head, there’s no shifting it.
The Monster at the End of the Book, hands down.
Well, I never had fears of monsters under my bed as a kid, but I was afraid of my own reflection in the mirror in the near dark.
My favorite monster, though is Bigfoot, who seems so able to elude observation except in fuzzy photos (some sort of uncertainty principle making sharp images impossible). Clearly, the Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) have some sort of rituals around death that involve total destruction of the corpse since no remains have been discovered.
Rupert Murdoch.
The good old Norwegian troll, in its many variations.
People.
Despite my own misanthropy and all the terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad things that people can do, I still have a soft spot… somewhere… for ’em.
Oh, and Daleks.
I was talking with my wife about this AI, and she mentioned the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
@Pippi:
Agreed! And apparently it’s now an e-book as well!
http://ebooks.sesamestreet.org/monster-book/
Except… if you push ‘play’ the pages turn automatically? That wrecks the whole interactiveness of it! Luckily I still have my hard copy :)
Gojira, hands down! He’s 80-100m tall, radioactive and shoots death rays from his mouth – what’s not to love? Also, he seaved us all from Destoroyah and the Smog Monster! And he has great theme music.
If we limit ourselves to monsters that largish groups of people actually believe to be real, I think I’ll go for the adorable little goat-sucker, the Chupacabra.
Zombies are an all-around good time, but the “Dogma” Golgothan poop monster was particularly horrifying.
Jenny McCarthy is my least favorite (most hated?) monster. There’s this photo where she looks like the alien queen (you know, from “Aliens”?) and it haunts my dreams.
Zombies. Hands down. They’re the everyman of the post-vital. They aren’t exclusive, like vampires, you don’t have to have been rich like mummies, and there’s no annoying shape-shifting like werewolves.
Zombies are come-as-you-are. No need for special clothing! They don’t judge, they don’t try to keep you out of their club, and they love you for your brains.
There’s no escape from zombriety. Everyone dies, everyone gets a shot at it.
Inside every living person is a dead one waiting to get out.
As a devout Pastafarian, I am obliged to mention His Pastaness.
That said, there is a very warm spot in my heart for The Heffalump.
It would be the Pope Lick Monster if that actually had anything to do with tasting pontiffs.
But as it doesn’t, I’m going to have to say the Mongolian Death Worm.
Yeah, Daleks. Fond memories of hiding behind the couch when the Daleks were on.
Frankenstein’s “monster”, because even tho it’s fiction his creation is in the realm of possiblity. Most other monsters are totally unbelieveable, except for maybe Zombies. For unbelievebale monsters, my all-time favorite is Pinhead from the Hellraiser series. Deliciously evil!
@Garrison22: Oh, and those worms from Tremors!
My favourite monster is the greatest monster of them all….
…man.
Ha! Kidding. No, the greatest monster of them all is clearly Springheeled Jack.