I frequently have very, very strange conversations on my cell phone. Well, they are normal for me, but not so much for other people.Â Here’s a recent example:
Intern: “I can’t find the penis.”
Me: “You have to press the abdomen a little. That will make it pop out.Â Works best for me if I kneel over them and hold them between my legs. Is it lying on its back?”
Intern: “Yeah–AJ is helping me hold him down.”
Me: “well, if you give a little push..”
Intern: “Hmmm… I’m not seeing OH!! I FOUND IT! I FOUND THE PENIS!”
Me: “Congrats!Â Make sure you put a band on that one so we know it’s male. Give me a call again if you run into trouble.”
In case you were wondering, I was coaching an intern via cell phone on sexing swans. Swans have internal genitalia, and it’s harder than you think to tell boys from girls.
What’s the strangest conversation you’ve had on your cell phone?