You know the drill, kids: you nominate your favorite comments by logging in, clicking the little arrow by the comment you like, and writing “COTW” in the reply box somewhere. I search for them on lazy Friday afternoons and bless one with the grand Comment o’ the Week prize, which is the ability to choose next Wednesday’s Afternoon Inquisition.
You also know, by now, that I like the low-brow humor. So congratulations, Kaylia_Marie, for suggesting the ultimate “veggie salad at Larry Flynt’s house,” as Middleman said:
Kaylia_Marie
// Sep 17, 2009 at 11:37 am
If only we could make mutant garlic that would look like fun boy parts to go along with the Titshroom, then we would have it all!
We would indeed, Kaylia. But what would we call the peen-shaped garlic in question? Surely it deserves a name at least as good as Titshroom, does it not? Commenters, make your suggestions below. Kaylia_Marie, send us your choice for next week’s AI!
FACT: I originally titled this post “boobadolia” before realizing “boobie-dolia” is much funnier.
Cleaving Clove?
related to leeks, which have a somewhat similar shape with the organ in question.
I don’t have a name suggestion, but just click this link. http://tinyurl.com/mk8y9j
You know what they say about a picture and it’s ratio/value relationship to words…
garlicock?
a coclover of garlic? (long second O)
Yay, Kaylia! Congrats! And, yay me for not going with my original joke about putting the garlic between the mushrooms!
Penis + Garlic = Garnis
Garlic + Cock = Cocklic
Congratulation Kaylia to you and your magnificent mushrooms.
i think they were jenny’s neighbor’s mushrooms.
I was thinking more along the lines of testicles, bollocks. Oh wait, that word already exists. ^_^
Bravo senofungo!! Why am I hungry for pizza?
@James Fox: Dr. Freud, you have a new patient…
Well, scrotum + garlic = scrotlic. Mmm…new favorite word.
Am I really the first person to think of gardick?
Phallium sativum
@Andrew Nixon: We may have a winner!
@Andrew Nixon: Sounds like a vampire safety product that chick in Twilight could use.
Garlic plants can be subject to an affliction called “pink root.”
I think that says it all.
@Self: Man, I really thought my wacky pun on Latin taxonomic nomenclature would be a real crowd-pleaser. Once again I have totally misread the intended audience.
@Howard: I thought about going there but stopped at yea mushroom boobies!
“Gardick?” Sounds like a character in one of the Bard’s plays…
“Gardick, make haste to the walls and fetch Macbeth!”
Holy crap, I can’t believe I missed this post! Stupid job!
But yes, Titshroom and Gardick would make a great Tossed Salad.
Ahem
Missed this earlier.
Garnads.