Afternoon Inquisition

AI: Whatcha do about Something

I remember my lines… “Tyranny of evil and justice to him, Iniquities path. Charity and good shepherd, a child of my parents, please enjoy the name of the brother of the dark valley. What kind of poison to me, trying to destroy the Big Brother of anger and revenge. My name is, I know the anger of the Lord”

I HAKUSODA sayin ‘. I have heard and span. In a sense, this problem is the fact. My butt in front of him, I open the cap and cruel faith. However, this morning nonsense. Now ‘thinkin is: it may be an evil man. I am a fighter for justice. Mr. .. 45 for black rights, the shepherd is to protect the valley below. Idyllic world of evil and self-centered and his rights. You need me. But the real secret. Weak truth. I think the tyranny of evil. I’m tryin It’s here, it is an apple. I have a real hard tryin ‘are shepherds.

So whatcha wanna do about it?

Community research (artificial intelligence) has been raised Skepchick afternoon. , D 15, it appears, please refer to the daily.

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  1. What the hell?

    There are currents of Sam Jackson’s favorite made-up verses before he blew someone away in Pulp Fiction:

    “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. “

  2. i thank You God for most this amazing
    day:for the leaping greenly spirits of trees
    and a blue true dream of sky; and for everything
    which is natural which is infinite which is yes

    (i who have died am alive again today,
    and this is the sun’s birthday; this is the birth
    day of life and of love and wings: and of the gay
    great happening illimitably earth)

    how should tasting touching hearing seeing
    breathing any–lifted from the no
    of all nothing–human merely being
    doubt unimaginable You?

    (now the ears of my ears awake and
    now the eyes of my eyes are opened)

  3. @The_Skepdick: I’m seeing the ending speech by Samuel L. (motherfucking) Jackson, where he explains to Tim Roth (“Ringo”) what that phrase means to him after his religious experience.

    I’m guessing that Elyse either:
    1) Ran that speech through two or three language filters.
    2) Interwove the speech with the ACTUAL Bible quote that Jackson is citing, or some other obscure source.
    or,
    3) Wrote that speech down word-for-word as she watched the movie, after having done 6 grams of coke, a whole bunch of meth, some quaaludes, and washed it all down with a 5th of Cuervo.

  4. 彼は言葉のゲームのようなもの、私はほとんど関心を持っている。この時点で私は、創造性を参照することはできません。多くの点、私は良い本を読むと思う。のどに空手チョップ?私?

    He is like a game of words, I have little interest. At this point I can not see the creativity. Many ways, I think I read a good book. Karate chop to the throat? I?

  5. @The Skepdick: More than that, its got parts of his entire speech to Ringo when he asks for the case:

    “There’s a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin’ that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin’ made me think twice. Now I’m thinkin’: it could mean you’re the evil man. And I’m the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you’re the righteous man and I’m the shepherd and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. I’d like that. But that shit ain’t the truth. The truth is you’re the weak. And I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin’, Ringo. I’m tryin’ real hard to be a shepherd. ”

    I’m definitely still missing something…

  6. Sorry, I was never a fan of Pulp Fiction…

    We are Borg. Assuming that we analyze and are not revolted against us your defend function. If you yourselves are protected, you are penalized. Resistance is not useful.

  7. “Do not know is the way of ground / Which direction are you going to / have to know where that rowing / or flow of the river / That is, do you like the rain? / How many snowflakes? / What is a hurricane blowing? / Has not a stain of light / So you need to increase the risk / fire of hell, passionate? / Grisly reaper mowing? / Yes, you need to increase the risk / ‘Cause the rowers keep rowing / And they certainly do not see / All the signs are slowing!”

  8. I was on a forum some years ago where someone did that scene with Star Wars characters. I thought it was funny.

    MACE: What does Master Yoda look like?
    JAR JAR: Whatsa?
    MACE: What planet you from?
    JAR JAR: Whatsa?
    MACE: “Whatsa” ain’t no planet I ever heard of! They speak Bocchi on Whatsa?
    JAR JAR: Whatsa?
    MACE: BOCCHI, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
    JAR JAR: Yes!
    MACE: Then you know what I’m saying!
    JAR JAR: Yes!
    MACE: Describe what Master Yoda looks like!
    JAR JAR: Whatsa, I-?
    MACE: [pointing his blaster] Say “whatsa” again. SAY “WHATSA” AGAIN. I
    dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say “whatsa” one more
    goddamn time.
    JAR JAR: He’s-a g-g-green…
    MACE: Go on.
    JAR JAR: He’s-a bald…
    MACE: Does he look like a bitch?
    JAR JAR: Whatsa?
    [Mace shoots Jar Jar in shoulder]
    MACE: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
    JAR JAR: No!
    MACE: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Jar Jar?
    JAR JAR: Me no-sa fuck Masta Yoda.
    MACE: Yes you did. Yes you did, Jar Jar. You tried to fuck him. And
    Master Yoda don’t like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Yoda.
    There’s this passage from the bible I got memorized… Ezekiel 25:17.
    “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities
    of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the
    name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley
    of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of
    lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance
    and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my
    brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my
    vengeance upon thee. ”

    BLAST BLAST BLAST BLAST BLAST!!!!!*

  9. She did mention artificial intelligence. My guess is there is a computer program that is pulling vocabulary from one or more sources and generating syntactically correct, but semantically migraine-inducing output. Something like shrdlu.

  10. I cried and lusted for days and was prepared for him for die for awhile as he screamed at me “I’m finished!” before I saw life amongst a river of grass while the friendliness and bullshit is in their heads or I ate excellent sushi on Friday until I drank chardonnay as the bubbles tickled my nose and you tickled me because I’ve read it all before between the warmth and the rain so I knew it would continue but it all passes and I’ll have the last laugh.

    Gubernatorial.

  11. “My eyes and listen again, because I asked Yes Yes Yes Yes my mountain flower and He is the first to me, I speak my arms around him like crazy He asked him to my chest I could feel like me and my collection, perfume and all of my heart, he was going to be a Yes Yes Yes.”

  12. The ass stays kicked thereof the man who is swinging and flinging the product therein. The man tried righteous threads and was clothed in the agony of his own spewing falsehoods. The man cries good but we know the smell of puritan worms. The man pleads fair while cursing most foul the laments of the dead and decaying foundering in his wake.

  13. Edge and wisdom and the size of the oriental civilization, hitchhiker’s guide, the code is a statement about the knowledge of bushels, the false-negative and inaccurate representation ENSAIKUROPEDIAGYARAKUTIKA is how the standard repository of all the other galaxies in the relaxed . Pedestrians, is the bad old days. 1, 2, “some of the stamps, the first two, the” panic low, please process a warm personality.

  14. Nah, not artificial intelligence.

    Two more guesses:
    – English to Japanese (or something similar) to English translation .

    – Annoyingly cliquish behavior where a few people who are in on the joke will repeat it endlessly without explanation until those who are not part of the clique give up in frustration and go away. (See “junior high school”.)

    Actually it could be both.

  15. @davew:

    It is true. You will get no explanation. But try to have fun. Eventually you’ll run out of Mondays, so I like to make them enjoyable while they last.

    And so you know, you’re all already in on the joke… but it’s not even a joke.

  16. If you live, how bad is the actual purchase, the facts of life.

    Life is my life ‘Growin 1 times, that is sufficient to refer to the actual facts.

    As the world is not your dream, livin the largest, and found that all the facts of life in a sudden about you

    back into EnglishIt takes a lot to learn to get a date, the facts of life. Of life to learn the basics of life learning to learn the facts of life facts of life.

  17. In an odd coincidence or chain of causality that I can not ascertain @waitwait just tweeted the answer. The web site is: http://translationparty.com. I’m guessing it translates from English to Chinese to English repeatedly until further translations produce no effect. They don’t say, but they do show the steps.

    I’ve wondered about this in the past when looking into the language tools. I suspect there are only a few words and phrases that will translate back and forth without change. The output probably converges on these words.

    This also introduces a new game: six degrees of separation from Peter Sagal. Assuming Elyse tweets she must tweet Rebecca who tweets Bad Astronomer who tweets Marian Call who tweets Peter Sagal. Four degrees. I think, however, I’ve seen direct tweets from Bad Astronomer to Peter Sagal so that would cut it down to three degrees. Does Rebecca have enough juice to get Peter’s attention directly? Hmm. I love this stuff. The social dynamics of it are mesmerizing.

  18. Ack. It wasn’t Peter who tweeted, it was Ian Chillag. This opens up many new possibilities for a tweet chain… assuming causation instead of coincidence which I am because causal is way more fun.

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  20. Our nation, in order to establish justice, peaceful, and form a more perfect Union, Japan, and certainly I, we provide a general benefit to the descendants of the Statue of Liberty in the United States Establishing a Constitution to improve the welfare for the common defense of its own.

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