We could all use a pick-me-up. Enjoy this video, courtesy of Everything is Terrible:
We could all use a pick-me-up. Enjoy this video, courtesy of Everything is Terrible:
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Was it just me or was this horribly disturbing?
That was nightmarish.
I learned a lot from this video. For example, Satan appears to be a Vulcan.
It looked to me like Adam and Eve were molesting those animals.
I watch that, and the name “Kids like you” comes to mind….why is that?
That is lovely!
I just got the best idea for an evil muppet zombie movie.
Why do the zombies gotta be evil? Couldn’t you make them the good guys?
@Zapski: NO! As everyone knows…zombies don’t have souls and anything without a soul is evil!
@LadyMitris: Does Kitteh have a soul…
Ewwww…
I feel the need to hide under a blanket now.
I wonder if these are the same people who would find the original Brother’s Grimm fairy tales too gruesome.
@Zapski: Hey, they don’t call it the “Zombie Apocalypse” for the fun and games it brings…
@Floridian Humanist: Yes, on both counts.
Anyone else what Adam is doing with that deer? And Eve seems pretty into that squirrel…
Up until now the Garthim/Skeksis scenes really got to me, but I have to admit, after seeing THOSE puppets, I must admit they may have had something:
@LadyMitris: I dispute this. What do you think is the animating force? See, with Zombies the soul remains and the body dies, that’s how it works. All that other stuff is just vitalist hate speech.
@MiddleMan: It’s not an apocalypse, it’s a natural process. Inside every living person is a dead one waiting to get out.
Anyone else WONDER what Adam is doing with that deer? Good English makes joke gooder.
Sometimes I’m glad I can’t watch video at work…though I’m sure my curiosity will get the best of me tonight.
I can’t stop giggling!
Adam and Eve visit The Heavy Petting Zoo! Utterly Creepy… But, not unexpected.
@MiddleMan: the zombie apocalypse is always fun and games!!
It’s my understanding that this is on loop at the creationist museum.
Did anyone else notice how happy grandpa seemed when he was singing about death & suffering?
@level20monkey: Shhh! We don’t want them thinking we enjoy it…
Everytime. Every fucking time. “Adam and Eve ate the fruit of tree of the knowledge of good and evil” That made god made because he told them not to. Up until that point Adam and Eve were like innocent children and didn’t know the difference between right and wrong. So they didn’t know that eating the fruit was wrong because they didn’t have a concept of wrong. But since they did wrong they have to die. The only way to appease the angry god was with the sweet, sweet blood of young and innocent animals. the more blood the better. god loves blood. Lots and lots of blood. MMMM, yummy delicous blood. Give me blood for I am hungry. BLood, blood, blood, blood.
Yep that makes sense.
@Gabrielbrawley: gaaaaaahhhh! It starts!
@Gabrielbrawley: Your logic nearly fried my computer.
You are officially awarded the “Captian Kirk” medal.
And a COTW…
Also: Woah! Eve was a hottie!
@Gabrielbrawley: COTW
@level20monkey: Shhh! They might think that we enjoyed it…
As the great Dave Allen once said when talking about Adam and Eve, “If I see a snake, I back off. One starts talking and I crap myself.” Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGASvVqzOa0
If my 13 years of Catholic schooling serves me well, I recall that it was “The Serpent” in the garden, not Satan.
And Satan doesn’t appear in the Bible until the Book of Job (end of the OT) and even then he’s not evil incarnate but sort of prosecuting DA.
These people don’t even understand their own religion
And why was Adam touching the deer (at 1.02) in a sexy way?
@russellsugden: Very true, I always wondered why if Satan took the form of a serpent and tempted Eve, why did God blame the rest of the serpents? (Making them crawl on the belly, eat dust and all that stuff about striking of ankles and heads.)
Granted I have the same general question about Adam & Eve’s sin being transmitted to us by accident of birth…
@russellsugden: That’s what I thought too! And Eve was diddling the hamster’s weenie! Diddle diddle diddle!
As best as I can tell the sin of adam and eve is the sin of learning. Gaining the knowledge of good and evil. So god hates school.
Of course adam and eve diddled some animals: where do you think centaurs , fauns, etc came from?
@Gabrielbrawley: Again, your logic is infallible…
@russellsugden: Good point on the Satan bit. It’s just a talking snake…
And why do Adam and Eve look like western Europeans instead of looking Middle Eastern? And I thought Cain should’ve been yelling “By the power of Grayskull!” there after he bashed Abel’s head in…
@Zapski&russellsugden: You people have issues…
I’m reminded of a claymation sequence from Mark Twain’s Mysterious Stranger. *shudder*
“A blood sacrifice”
Crap, that’s gonna echo in my head for the rest of the day.
Holy sheep shit, was that scary!
And what’s with the bible’s portraying the vegetarian (Cain) as an evil murderer of a good, obedient carnivore?
@level20monkey: But of course we don’t get to see Eve’s boobies.
But if Eve is your great^n-grandmother, is it some sort of freakish Oedipus thing to lust after her?
Am I the only one who thought that the token black and asian puppets looked horribly stereotyped and an example of retarded forced diversity?
Also yeah, massive creepy.
I’m strangely aroused by this video.
The whole vulcan satan with nudist eve thing, it’s just strangely hot. “Yeah, baby I am just one giant snake, and I am here to give you carnal knowledge. Yeah, put it in your mouth, oh yeah.”
I was herpetologically appaled by the inaccurate ophidian dentistry in that video.
Also “Do you look like an ape or a chimpanzee?” “Of course I don’t! I look like me!”
…
Huh, I’m actually speechless. I’ll be damned. (No pun intended.)
@PeteSchult: naw, I think she is far enough removed to be safe :P
@Bjornar: And I don’t look like my siblings, I look like me, therefore I must not have a common ancestor with them.
@MiddleMan: I just remembered a sermon I heard in high school. I guess this would have been in 87 or 88. The gist of the sermon was
“Don’t let your kids be educated and whatever you do don’t let them go to college. Education is bad because educated people stop believing in god.”
Can we have more evil puppet shows here?Pleeeeeeease?!?